Thursday, January 11, 2007

Plans for the future

After expanding the closed circuit system throughout all the Great Britain, inside people's homes, installing screens and loudspeakers near the cameras and giving the police a "shoot first, have a party and if anyone remembers this a month later, ask questions" policy, the UK government decided they will adopt a single party system and change the name of the country to Airstrip one, because "That's way cooler". Critics claim this idea isn't new, but the government had postponed it because communism unexpectedly fell and they didn't have a reason to enforce "security measures" anymore. Luckily the U.S. started this war on terror thing and now they look at the future with glee. Citizens of the U.K. currently await for what the future reserves, but are sure it will be doupleplusgood.
United Kingdom of America (and Northern Iceland) - Uncyclopedia

Warning, this Uncyclopeida is highly addictive...

Richard O'Brien Dawkins,
Current Arch-Skeptic for the Ministry of Truth

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